THEY PACKING MUCH HEAT?
THEIR BACK: WHO HAS IT?
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NUANCES AND WHATNOT
IT'S CLOBBERING TIME
is the point where we run all the above information through our
highly sophisticated computer system to establish the ultimate
victor. Our computer's favourite colour is 'opera mauve' which was
voted Most Sophisticated Colour in the Visible Spectrum by the
readers of Modern
Hues Magazine for
six years running before 'gamboge' took the title last month (though
there are whispers that the poll was fixed). Regardless, the point is
that our computer is a sophisticated and discerning entity and it
can't wait to give your living room a tasteful makeover.
AND THE WINNER IS...
If you wish to take issue with our verdict, please post a well-informed and reasoned explanation as to why below, as is the style of the internet.