THEY PACKING MUCH HEAT?
Tribbles do not carry weapons because they don't have limbs and dextrous appendages. They are fluffballs without distinct features but they're still packing potential that you may recognise as 'heat'. The soothing purring sounds that Tribbles make lulls all those nearby into a mollified, subdued state. The extreme reproductive ability also means that they can muster an immense army in a short space of time. Soft strengths and strength in numbers, then.
THEIR BACK: WHO HAS IT?
NUANCES AND WHATNOT
IT'S CLOBBERING TIME
is the point where we run all the above information through our
highly sophisticated computer system to establish the ultimate
victor. Our computer is definitely more sophisticated than M-5, the
titular device of the Star Trek episode The
which took over the Enterprise, attempted to render Captain Kirk
obsolete and then attacked other Federation starships. Not cool and
not sophisticated. Our computer would never pull impertinent and
irresponsible stunts like that. Shame on you M-5.
AND THE WINNER IS...
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